words in movies
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Ross: Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.
(There's a couple of seconds of silence. Then Chandler looks around...)
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: And in about five seconds youre gonna see why.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
Tall Guy: Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.
Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?
Rachel: Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!
Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.
Donny: Give me twenty seconds on the clock. Ready? Go!
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Ross: 15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12...
Dr. Long: Push. Push. Come on push for five seconds. 5 4
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Phoebe: (smiles at him happily for a few seconds before answering) No!
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch. Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, shes lecturing him, and pushes him inside. He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance.]
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Ross: Two seconds
Monica: Thats better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it except all I did was think about it.
[The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds.]
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Joey: The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
Stage Director: Back on in 30 seconds people!
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joey: (looking at the timer) Thirty seconds left on the timer!
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Rachel: And I still have about five seconds to spare. (kisses him) Okay, that was about seven seconds.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few seconds) Just like the kids I took the money from.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
Paul: Five more seconds.
Dick Clark: (on TV) In twenty seconds it'll be midnight...
(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joeys nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because hes now forced to actually hold his breath.)
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Phoebe: 30 seconds.
Rachel: 30 seconds, okay.
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
{Transcribers Note: She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? Its a tradition left over from Porsches racing history. The worlds greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The drivers left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. Thats why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}
Chandler: 90 seconds.
(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make faces at the baby.)
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.
Chandler: You're right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds.
Dr. Long: Okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.
Ross: Two seconds...
Mrs. Lynch: No. Nothing. Imagine, if she had just stepped off that curb a few seconds later.
Chandler: Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is... Please?
(there's 10 seconds left, "1 to win" and "Supermodels")
Donny: You crossed the line. Joey, describe for Gene these things that have lines. Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready, go!
Donny: Okay. Give me sixty seconds on the clock please... Ready, GO! (runs off)
(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joeys nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because hes now forced to actually hold his breath.)
Joey: Oh, oh, oh... (5 seconds left)
Monica: No one wanted seconds, right?
Jeannine: (to Monica) All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.
Phoebe: You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Joey: Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. (Next word: "Rotunda") Pass. (Next word: "Filibuster" stares at it a moment) Pass. (Henrietta is looking very confused) (Next word: "Addendum" 4 seconds remaining) Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat.
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off)
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Phoebe: Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
Ross: (thinks about it for a few seconds) What did you do to my mom?
ROSS: Scotch. Alright, I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass.
SUSIE: Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.