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[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? (She circles her hand around her right shoulder. Chandler, sitting on her right, draws back nervously) Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Rachel: Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: Oh yeah, I'm jealous. "Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass". (Gavin starts looking) Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.
Ross: What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
Mr. Tribbiani: Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Rachel: For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'.
(She's getting closer to him, the scene fades to black.)
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Monica: I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.
Ross: Rach, she's not going to remember this.
Phoebe: Hey hey hey! She's on!
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Ross: Now she's passed.
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
Ross: She was blonde? (he looks surprised for a while, but then gets a "gotcha" expression on his face... There's knocking at the door.) Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Ross: Nono, she's gone.
Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!
Phoebe: (Automatically) Yeah. Oooh... (she's sprung.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Joey: C'mon, she's your mom!
Chandler: (Picks up the "Miss Congeniality" DVD) She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant.
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
Ross: (mimicking) Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.
Rachel: I didnt! Even when I found out umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)
Monica: So she's a woman! So what?
Phoebe: (looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!
Joey: She's still asleep.
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
Teacher: She's your partner.
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Monica: She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Joey: Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
MONICA: I hope she's OK.
CHANDLER: Whoa, she's pretty.
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Monica: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!
Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV)
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
RACHEL: She's still with you?
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Phoebe: Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
JOEY: She's comin'.
Chandler: Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.
Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
Rachel: Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
PHOEBE: I think she's OK.
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Monica: She's m-i-i-ne!
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Ross: I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Chandler: Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.
PHOEBE: Well at least we know she's a woman.
Chandler: (sarcastic) Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Chandler: (to himself) Too bad, she's leaving.
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Phoebe: Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?
Joey: I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
Ross: She's not even here yet.
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Monica: Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)