words in movies
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Chandler: No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.
Monica: Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.
Monica: Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Phoebe: That's fun. (She exits disappointedly.)
Phoebe: Hey! (she sits down next to him)
Monica: Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?
Phoebe: (entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it on the counter)
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Rachel: Good, good, good, good, good. (She runs to the drums and gets the sticks)
Rachel: (with the sticks in her hands) Um... (She goes to the tarantula-cage and puts the sticks into it) Done!
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Rachel: I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?
Monica: Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Monica: Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Ross: Yeah. SheWell, shes one crazy lady?
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Phoebe: She is so amazing! You have no idea.
Phoebe: Oh she was looking for you.
Phoebe: Well, she really wanted to talk to you now.
Monica: Fine. (Starts to walk away then she runs over and grabs an orange before she exits.) Go! Go! Go!
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
Phoebe: This is so cool, til Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)
(She does so.)
Phoebe: Thats okay. All right, Im gonna play song thats really, really sad. Its called Magician Box Mix Up. (she turns her guitar upside down to play it.)
Monica: You bet! No TV or anything! (she gets up from the sofa and goes to the kitchen area)
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Phoebe: (reading from her book) Mon (Pause as she restarts) Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks theyre supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks its at seven.
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
(She sympathetically reaches out to fondle the inner thigh of his left leg.)
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
JOEY: Alright, just one. [she licks his hands rather emphatically] Wow, you're good at that.
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
(She hangs up the phone and they hug.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Joey: She hot?
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Joey: No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Rachel: (Pause) Yeah, shes gay.
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Monica: She sent the chicken back again?!
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Joey: And shes back in the game.
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Monica: Did she really say that?
Phoebe: Oh, en chante. (She holds out her hand for him to kiss it, but he only shakes it.)
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
(She hangs up.)
Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didnt pass.
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: So shes really not dead.
Joey: She is?
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mr. Burgin: I like her. She sees smart.
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
(They kiss and she starts to leave.)
Chandler: Shes okay with Rachel and the baby?
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
(She is rubbing his chest and her voice trails off into silence, a long pause follows.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Chandler: So shes a
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Joey: Why-why would she go in the bedroom?
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Chandler: Why would she do that?
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Chandler: Its not just that shes cute, okay. Its just that... shes really really cute.
Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
MNCA: She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it!
Stu: No, shes a hooker.
Rachel: Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up.) Bye daddy. (Phoebe and her leave.)
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Joey: She is?
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Ross: No need to point, she knows who Ross is.
Rachel: Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.
Phoebe: Because my psychic is dead! She mustve read the cards wrong!
Ross: Hey! She didnt look 50!
Ross: She didnt photograph well!
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Chandler: Did she look 16?
Monica: So, did you play in college? (She points to his NYU Soccer (football for the rest of the world) sweatshirt he's wearing.)
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Rachel: Shes right.
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!