words in movies
Phoebe: Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
Ross: people (shakes head, they sit) so why you all dressed up.
Ross: you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?
Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
Ross: so how'd the date go?
Ross: So he hasn't called?
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Chandler: everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the TV and sees sharks swimming around thinking Chandler was giving himself a treat to sharks.)
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Hayley: so it was kind of a shock after 25 years of marriage my parents, a perfect couple getting divorced, I kinda took it the hardest cause I was the youngest.
Joey: Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Phoebe: so you don't think I'm a total freak
Phoebe: I guess so, can I. can I think it's cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again (they get closer to kiss and Phoebe pulls back) and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers.
RACHEL: That is so unfair.
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
RACH: So, how was the party?
CHAN: So what'd you do?
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
ROSS: Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
MONICA: So you watched the movies huh?
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
CHANDLER: I so am.
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
Monica: Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!
Carol: Thank you so much for coming.
RACHEL: Oh, it was so much fun.� It felt so good to be out.
MONICA: So, what's this.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Phoebe: Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...
MONICA: Oh, you look so great.
Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
Chandler: Richard was there so I couldnt do it!
Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
PHOEBE: So. You two are totally into each other.
DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya.
Phoebe: (to Joey): Oh I see, so then, you were lying.
Chandler: So is your apron. Youre wearing it like a cape.
Joey: Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
DR. BURKE: So.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
CHANDLER: Wow, he looks so normal.
JOEY: Yeah, so.
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
PHOEBE: You are so smitten.
ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
Ross: Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
Chandler: Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
JOEY: So, I guess this is it.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Ross: Im so proud of you.
CHANDLER: So whaddya got there Monica?
PHOE: But you guys came so close.
Monica: Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!
Ross: So when do you think youre gonna talk to her?
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he still in love with her?
Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her
CHANDLER: Alright, so what's it about?
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Rachel: So, um, did she...
Phoebe: Wow! Thats so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Rachel: Ahh .So Wow The spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like
Monica: Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
MONICA: That is so funny. Let me see that. (throws the ball out the window)
Chandler: Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and Joey just glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich?
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
CHANDLER: That was so lame.