words in movies
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships.
Joey: Didn't think so.
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.
Ross: (quietly) That-that would be incredible. Thank you so much. I-I still can't believe someone ate it!! I mean, look, I left a note and everything.
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Rachel: So Pheebs, what is the book about?
Joey: So you uh, still wondering?
Monica: We're so sorry.
Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich.
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Rachel: Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.
Phoebe: Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.
The Teacher: (entering) Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. So, what did everybody think about Jane Eyre?
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
Ross: Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Phoebe: (smiling) I'm sorry. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop.
Rachel: Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with?
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Ross: Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? (They all look at him.) Well, Im a potato or a spud. And these are my antennae. (Points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that hes wearing.) So Sputnik, becomes (Theyre still confused) Spud-nik. Spudnik!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.
Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?
Phoebe: If I havent said it before: shes a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going towhat the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which shes been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? Whats the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, its nice! May I try a pink one?
Mr. Burgin: So We go eat.
Chandler: I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Phoebe: No, he really hates it. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours!
JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Rachel: So all we have is ice?
Phoebe: (starting to cry) Thank you so much.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Joey: All right! So, was it amazing?
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet!
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Ross: Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)
The Stripper: Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Joey: No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Phoebe: So, did you pick one yet?
MONICA: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Phoebe: Well, so do a lot of people.
Don: so Ive been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese side of things.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
ROSS: Oh right, right.� (They pause and exchange a glance. Then, Ross looks away.)� So, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho, I dont think so!
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean its a really big step! And-and whats the rush?!
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Monica: Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?
Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? Theres only one question.
DR. BURKE: Monica? My God you used to be so. . . I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like. . . You look great.
Chandler: Ho-oh, hes gonna get some! (Rachel looks at him.) Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. Yknow so umm, hes closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. (Pause) Well, Im off to bed! (Goes to bed.)
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, whats your friends name?
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Yknow, Ive-Ive never played my stuff for anyone before, so its important that-that you understand its about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Yknow, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. Thats what Im
Joey: No, I dont think so.
Chandler: Im so tired. (She starts kissing him.) Yeah okay, but no foreplay.
Rachel: Ross Im so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Ross: (entering) So I nodded off a little.
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
{Transcriber's Note: The credits list two characters, Tia and Samantha, who I assume are the sweaty women Joey and Chandler meet. However, I don't know which is which, so I've simply called them Woman #1 and Woman #2.}
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Phoebe: All right, so, okay...
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: So uh, have a great time down there.
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Rachel: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
Joey: (to Ross) So, er... how did it go with Celia?
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
Rachel: He is so cute!
Phoebe: Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Phoebe: So tell me about this girl?
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Frank Sr.: Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at me the way you got mad at me and I well, I chickened out. So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please?
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Joey: Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
CAROL: So how did everything go?
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Joey: Im so worried about him, yknow?
Phoebe: Oh, thank you so much! (They hug.) Okay.