words in movies
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
Chandler: So, who does?
Wendy: I was, uh, checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three, oh, it was really beautiful, they have all these decorations and this huge tree and I just, uh... to hell with them, we have to work. -- So I stole ther ham. (She turns the cardboard box upside down over the conference table, a big piece of ham falls out.)
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Phoebe: So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. (singing:)
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
Monica: So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
Wendy: Huh? Really? -- Hm, that'd be so terrible? (She gets hold of Chandler's tie, slowly moving her hands upwards on the tie, getting closer and closer to him, seductive.)
Wendy: So? I'm married. (Showing him the ring on her finger.)
Chandler: Right. So, I'm sorry...
Wendy: Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was ... happy?
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
(They do so and they take off their clothes.)
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Chandler: Really? Okay, so...
Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Chandler: I don't think so.
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: I love you so much.
Rachel: Oh wow, it's so beautiful...
Chandler: I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Phoebe: I know, I'm so excited!
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Jill: You think so too?
Ross: (To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Chandler: So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Phoebe: So hes probably really nervous around women, y'know? Maybe, you just have to make the first move.
Ross: I guess so.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...
Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
Chandler: Aww, I love you so
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639?!
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Jill: Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug!
Chandler: Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so
Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.
TATTOO ARTIST: Alright, blonde girl, you're in room two, not so blonde girl, you're with me.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Phoebe: Oh thats not so bad.
Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)
Dr. Roger: So oysters, huh?
Carol: Thank you so much.
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Chandler: So was I.
Emily: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
PHOEBE: Chicken. Which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian.
Phoebe: Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Phoebe: Uh, I dont think so!
Joey: Im not wrong! I wish I was. Im sorry. Bet that barium enema doesnt sound so bad now, huh?
Chandler: I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!
Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)
Ross: Okay. (He does so.)
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Jill: So? (Kisses him passionately.)
Chandler: Okay. (They switch places and Chandler gets out a credit card.) So uh, Ross is kinda bummed huh?
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Ross: After one class? I dont think so.
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Rachel: All right, so we werent prepared!
Ross: And the place looks so nice!
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Frank: Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
Chloe: But my apartment is so...
Chandler: I am so, so, so, so sorry!
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Rachel: So, if-if I mess this up, theres nothing else for dessert?
Joey: So are guys doing okay?
Chandler: Yeah so, Tuesday?
Rachel: So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Ross: But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I dont think theres really anything you can do about it.
Chandler: So then I guess Ferdinad is out.
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Monica: Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Rachel: Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Monica: Joey that is so sweet.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
Phoebe: Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we wont be partners. So whats it gonna be?
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Jill: So who made her queen of the world?
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Monica: Why are so mad at him?
Joey: So?