words in movies
Phoebe: I havent really had any yet.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
Joey: Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I dont want to do! Later! (Finally, he makes his exit.)
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Ross: Yeah, see, I dont think its gonna that difficult considering this one wont be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut.
Joey: Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
All: I dont have anything. (All of the rest of the women there hide their gifts behind their backs.)
Joey: Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther dont-dont forget your shirt. (He gives Gunther his shirt and Gunther leaves.)
Joey: Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.
The Stripper: Wow, I didnt know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets.
Joey: Hey, (realises he doesnt know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees its empty and starts to panic.)
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Monica: Wait, you cant have the baby here! I mean I havent sterilised it since the guys moved out!
Rachel: I dont know!
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Rachel: Well, isnt that a good thing? You said you were sick of this.
Rachel: No, really. Really, Pheebs, youre not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when theyre bad, yknow, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just wont calm down. Yknow?
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Joey: Now, dont argue with me
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Chandler: All right. Look, Im gonna go in here, and you dont buy me anything ever. (starts to go into the store)
Chandler: Yknow, that party wasnt bad.
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Phoebe: I dont use a curling iron.
Dina: No I wont!
Bobby: Yeah we kinda didnt use any
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Ross: No but but still you cant possibly do this alone.
Chandler: I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Joey: Yeah! And-and things arent as smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Monica: I dont have an atlas.
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Ross: Its a girl! Anyway, it wouit wouldnt matter. Okay? Because Im a teacher and shes a student.
Joey: Why dont I take you out?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Boy in the Cape: This isnt fair.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Chandler: Oh no thanks. I dont like any thing from my Scottish heritage.
Ross: Shes going in. Wait! Hes going in! Hes going in!! The doors closed! I, I cant see anything but the door closed!!
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
Rachel: No, I dont want to tell you.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Monica: Dont touch her!!
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Joey: Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesnt remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, Im ready to go back up on the wall Im the star of a new TV show.
Joey: Oh uh, it didnt work out.
Rachel: I didnt!
Ross: See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Yknow my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I I wont play anymore.
Chandler: You dont say anything.
Phoebe: Really?! Joey?! You dont say.
Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know
Ross: I dont know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Chandler: Thats our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why dont I justwhy dont I just cover you for a while?
Ross: You really didnt know?
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesnt like it.]
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Monica: Phoebe, dont get upset!
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Phoebe: Well you obviously didnt see Chucky 3.
Chandler: I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, yknow? But I have to trick him into taking it so I wont hurt his pride.
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
Ray: Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didnt follow it.
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Monica: Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?
Marge: Sorry, I dont know any Earl.
Phoebe: Yeah, you like that dont you?
Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
Chandler: No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Ross: You dont want my opinion?
Chandler: You dont know. You didnt see it.
Monica: Dont touch me!
[He tries to blow it out, and obviously, it doesnt work. He runs over to the sink to get a glass of water to put out the fire, but since Monica is in the shower the water pressure is very low and takes a long time to fill the glass. In desperation he takes the half full glass over and dumps it on the fire, it doesnt work. He then picks up the dollhouse and considers bringing it over to the sink, but decides to take it into the bathroom and use the shower to put it out. He kicks open the door and we hear Monica scream at the top of her lungs.]
Ross: Probably shouldnt touch me.
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Joey: No. I dont think so.
Joey: Okay, uh sit down. (they do) Um theres this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh it cant happen.
Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with
Joey: Oh, I dont know.
Joey: Oh, I dont know.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Don: Thats exactly what I said. Phoebe, isnt that strange.
Monica: All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move.)
Chandler: You dont?
Joey: Dont worry, Tribbianis never get full.
Rachel: Oh Joey honey I dont I dont want to lose
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Cecilia: I really cant slap you. (Monica walks away angrily)
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.