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(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Ross: Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.
Joey: Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are still talking.]
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Chandler: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
MNCA: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
Mr Campbell: Dating profile? I-I-I'm talking about the work resumé.
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is talking to a customer.]
MONICA: What are you talking about? What wedding?
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Ross: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Ross: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Monica: Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Chandler: What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?
Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
[Scene: The Philly, Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Monica: Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Phoebe: I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.]
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
CHANDLER: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Chandler: Im talking about you. You big, big freak.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is talking on the phone.]
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Rachel is talking to Monica about her job.]
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Ross: I don't know what... you're talking about.
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
(Trying on a hat and talking to his own reflection in the mirror)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion.]
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
(Chandler is talking to Monica and notices a beautiful woman.)
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.
Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
JOEY: What're you talking about, everybody loves Joseph.
Rachel: Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.