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Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?
Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Monica: (embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didnt even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right youre off my list.
Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Phoebe: Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, Id tell her off.
Chandler: (to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea?
Ross: You tell them to wait!
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.
Chandler: Then why didnt you tell me to do that?!!
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Fat Monica: Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Monica: Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
Joey: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
Ross: Yes, tell me.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Rachel: Yknow, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Joey: Well I tell ya, I should probably buy a place in the city first. (Realizes.) And I just got what you meant againThat isI tell ya, that is a tricky one!
RACHEL: Oh yeah. Well, at least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy I thought he was cute.
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
Monica: Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Chandler: Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
Chandler: Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Ross: Then tell him quickly.
Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont know
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
(Joey puts his finger over his mouth to tell Ross to keep quiet. Ginger looks at Monica who looks away and leave.)
Joey: What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
Phoebe: Tell him it's for you.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Rachel: Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Monica: Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Ross: Anyway seriously, uh just just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. (walks towards the door until )
PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.
Rachel: Tell her to wear her own earrings.
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here.
Rachel: Yeah well unless we tell him.
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Phoebe: I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Ross: Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!
Joey: You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? (tickles her a little)
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again.]