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Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Phoebe: That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
Ross: Hey, tell Dan, Thanks.
Ross: Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this.
PHOEBE: Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
Joey: He hooked up!! Tell us about her!
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
MONICA: Phoebe, tell her!
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.
Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!
Monica: All right, so I havent cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
Ross: No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.
Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Ross: It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!
Monica: Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
Rachel: Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
CHANDLER: Yeah, didn't he tell ya?
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Phoebe: You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Tell me.
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Tim: I gotta tell you, you look great now.
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
RACH: [to Monica] Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighin' me down.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
PHOEBE: No, I think you should tell them.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
ROSS: C'mon, just tell me, please, please.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Chandler: I cant believe you didnt tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
Phoebe: I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that Im-Im gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
JOEY: (to Chandler) What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
CHANDLER: Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number.
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Phoebe: Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks thats better than Relaxi Cab.
Ross: What? Come on Rach, tell me what youre thinking?
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
Phoebe: Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Ross: You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
Rachel: I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
Ross: I'm gonna tell Mom.