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RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Coma Guy: Well,... thanks.
Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
Ross: Thanks Rach.
PHOEBE: Thanks. [gets out of the cab]
Phoebe: (sips it) Its so good. (Monica and Rachel breath a sigh of relief.) Oh, thanks.
Ronni: Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
Ronni: Thanks.
Monica and Phoebe: (in unison) Thanks.
Joey: Cool, thanks.
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Ross: Thanks.
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Phoebe: Thanks, Ross.
Carol: Thanks.
Chandler: Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it.
Susan: Thanks.
Phoebe: All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
Chandler: This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
All: No thanks.
Guy: No thanks.
Ross: Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.
Monica: Thanks. (Goes to fetch him.)
DUNCAN: Thanks.
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.
JOEY: Thanks.
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Chandler: (from his bedroom) Thanks!
JADE: Thanks.
RTST: Hi, thanks for coming in again.
Barry: (into intercom) Thanks, Bernice. (To Rachel) Let's go away this weekend.
Joey: Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here. (Exits.)
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
MONICA: Well, thanks anyway.
Ross: Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.
Rachel: Well, Ive been up since six. Thanks to somebodys dumb-ass rooster.
Joey: Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! (He starts to leave, but gets an idea and stops.) Hey Rach, how you doin'?
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
CHANDLER: You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].
CHANDLER: No, I'm alright, thanks.
MONICA: Thanks again.
CHANDLER: Thanks.
Ross: Thanks. (Joey hugs him) OK.
Ross: Thanks. (he takes the card) Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... (pauses when he realizes what he is saying) florist. (he goes away)
Ross: Oh thank you. Thanks very much. (Leans up against the board and on a thumbtack.) Ow! (He pulls away.)
MONICA: Yeah, thanks. You know what?
TILLY: Thanks.
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like
Joey: I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!
JOEY: Oh, thanks, thanks. Bye bye Jeannie.
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
Joey: Thanks! I've been working out. Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?
PHOEBE: Ok, thanks. Sorry, again
JOEY: Thanks Ross.
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
CHANDLER: Hey thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbianni. Joey is a uh, fellow processor.
Ross: Oh, thanks, Pheebs!
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Chandler: Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!
Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.
PHOEBE: Yes, hi, Mr. Adelman. Thanks for meeting me.
Chandler: Oh! Thanks, I'm crazy about our place. Hey! speaking of crazy... do you have a history of mental illness in the family?
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Joey: Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I wont get spit in the eyes, yknow?
Ross: Thanks, Dad, really, I ju... you know, I just, I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father?
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
Jill: Oh great! Thanks Ross, youre such a good friend!
Joey: You do, thanks.
Monica: Thanks.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
Chandler: Well, thanks a lot for hookin me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
Joey: Thanks! Let's keep going.
Joey: Thanks, Chandler. (Snuggles up to him)
Rachel: Thanks.
ROSS: Thanks for being born.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Joey: Really? Thanks.
Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Ross: No thanks. Im 29.
Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)
Joey: Thanks for stopping by. See ya! (Throws them out and closes the door.) (To Cecilia) I-I am so sorry. I
Ross: Thanks to a little something called "Helvetica Bold 24 point"!