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RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
CHAN: OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.
JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Monica: No, that's not mine.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
PHOEBE: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: That's a bird!
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Monica: Oh, that's great! Congratulations!
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Monica: That's all right.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Monica: Oh that's great!
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Monica: That's great!
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Ross: That's okay.
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Chandler: That's true!
Chandler: That's true!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.