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Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Roger: That's pretty much it.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Ronni: That's a good one!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
MRS. GELLER: Well that's wonderful. . . I
PHOEBE: Um, yeah I guess that's me.
MONICA: That's great.
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
CHANDLER: That's right my friend. It's time for...
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that.
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
Joey: That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
JOEY: That's a two line part.
EDDIE: That's a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
MR. GELLER: That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city.
EDDIE: That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.
ROSS: That's who.
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
MONICA: Ok, that's enough.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: Well, I guess that's something.
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
Ross: Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.
JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
CHANDLER: So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?
Ross: Nope, nope, that's it.
Chandler: That, that's what's stupid.
Joey: Yep, that's my audition.
GRANDMOTHER: Anyway, that's all I know. That, and this. [pulls apart a frame and pulls a picture out] This is the real him.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Ross: That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you.
Joey: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
Barry: Oh, that's great.
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
CHANDLER: But hey, it's courtside.� The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr. . . (Pause)� That's not the way to convince you.
MONICA: That's your call.
CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
CHANDLER: Well that's the brilliance of it. The pretty people... and the running.
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Ross: That's worse than no food.
ROSS: That's fine, I'll just wait!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, maybe that's it.
Monica: Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
Monica: Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Ross: That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Joey: Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
ROSS: And that's what's gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi.
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
Ross: Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
Rachel: Ok. That's fine. (takes her earrings out)
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Ross: All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!
Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went!
CHANDLER: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.