words in movies
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here.
[Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table. She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.]
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
CHANDLER: That's right my friend. It's time for...
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
ROSS: Wait hold on Tony, hold on. [answers second line] Hello. Hi, yeah no, she's right here. Um hold on. [gets first line] Hi Tony, can I call you back? That's uh, that's my sister's boyfriend.
JOEY: Great, well, I'm happy for ya. [picks up the orange juice carton and it's empty] Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
CHANDLER: Well that's the brilliance of it. The pretty people... and the running.
Mr Campbell: That's Hugo Boss?
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
Chandler: That's right.
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.
Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: Aw, honey, that's so sweet.
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
Joey: That's ridiculous!
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Chandler: That's great.
Chandler: That's it?
Angela: Huh. That's nice.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...
Ross: That's my sister.
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Ross: That's... that's classic.
CHANDLER: Ah that's a cantelope.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Phoebe: Ooh! That's so nice...
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...
Ross: That's closer.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
All: That's so sweet.
Mr Zelner: (Takes a long look at the egg while he considers it) Wow, that's pretty cool (Takes the egg from Ross)
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Phoebe: So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!
Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.
Phoebe: What, that's it?
Rachel: Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!
Ross: That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Joey: That's the rule.
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Paolo: No, that's cold, that's cold, that's...
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Ronni: That's a good one!
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
RACHEL: That's not the end.
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
CHANDLER: That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Mr Zellner: (confused) That's great!
Chandler: That's OK.
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Kristin: That's funny. Who are they?
Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Janice: That's fine.
All: That's great!
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now?
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
Mr. Zelner: That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?