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Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.
Monica: Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?
Ross: You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
Rachel: (surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Quartet: Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.
PHOEBE: That's too much. Sorry.
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
CHANDLER: That's me.
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
RACH: That's what I said.
ROSS: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
CHANDLER: Oh, so that's what this is for.
Ross: Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
RACHEL: That's great!
ROSS: No no, that's me.
PHOEBE: That's him.
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.
PHOEBE: Ok, that's so nice.
ROSS: No, that's fine.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Mike: Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever go.
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Chandler: That's patio furniture!
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
JOEY: But that's what...
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
Chandler: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?
Chandler and Joey: That's nice.
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
Phoebe: Oh, like that's a word.
Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.
Monica: It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
ROSS: That's romantic.
Chandler: That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
RACHEL: OK, that's dead right?
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
PHOEBE: Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
JOEY: Well that's how I feel.
MRS. GELLER: Well that's wonderful. . . I
PHOEBE: Um, yeah I guess that's me.
MONICA: That's great.
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that.
CHANDLER: That's right my friend. It's time for...
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Joey: That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
JOEY: That's a two line part.
EDDIE: That's a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
MR. GELLER: That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
EDDIE: That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
ROSS: That's who.
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
MONICA: Ok, that's enough.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: Well, I guess that's something.
CHANDLER: So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?
Chandler: That, that's what's stupid.
Ross: Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.
Ross: Nope, nope, that's it.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
Joey: Yep, that's my audition.
Ross: That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you.