words in movies
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
PHOEBE: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
PHOEBE: Yeah, eight of them. That's 56 to him. You know also, if, if it's raining, you can't let him look up too long 'cause that cone'll fill up really really fast.
ROSS: Yes, and that's why we're here.
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Monica: That's all right.
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Monica: Oh that's great!
Monica: That's great!
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Chandler: That's true!
Chandler: That's true!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: That's okay.
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Chandler: That's a pig.
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Ross: Oh, that's me.
Ross: That's what I'm telling you.
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
Monica: That's the surprise!
Ross: Really? That's great!
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Joey: No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: That's right!
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!