words in movies
Chandler: That's a pig.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Ross: That's okay.
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Ross: Oh, that's me.
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
Ross: That's what I'm telling you.
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Ross: Really? That's great!
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
Monica: That's the surprise!
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: That's right!
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
Joey: No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
Gary: Oh that's great!
Phoebe: That's a bird?
Joey: That's it! Thanks Pheebs!
ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Phoebe: Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there.
Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
Caitlin: One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Phoebe: That's a defense?
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Monica: Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Ross: Seriously that's a lot of cups.
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Rachel: That really is something; that's really cool.
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.