words in movies
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
Quartet: Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.
PHOEBE: That's too much. Sorry.
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
CHANDLER: That's me.
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
RACH: That's what I said.
ROSS: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
CHANDLER: Oh, so that's what this is for.
Ross: Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
RACHEL: That's great!
ROSS: No no, that's me.
PHOEBE: That's him.
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.
PHOEBE: Ok, that's so nice.
ROSS: No, that's fine.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Mike: Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever go.
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Chandler: That's patio furniture!
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
JOEY: But that's what...
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
Chandler: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?
Chandler and Joey: That's nice.
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
Phoebe: Oh, like that's a word.
Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.
Monica: It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
ROSS: That's romantic.
Chandler: That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
RACHEL: OK, that's dead right?
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
PHOEBE: Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
JOEY: Well that's how I feel.
MRS. GELLER: Well that's wonderful. . . I
PHOEBE: Um, yeah I guess that's me.
MONICA: That's great.
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
CHANDLER: That's right my friend. It's time for...
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that.
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
Joey: That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
JOEY: That's a two line part.
EDDIE: That's a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
MR. GELLER: That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city.
EDDIE: That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
ROSS: That's who.
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: Well, I guess that's something.
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
MONICA: Ok, that's enough.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.
Ross: Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.
Ross: Nope, nope, that's it.
CHANDLER: So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?
JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
Chandler: That, that's what's stupid.
Joey: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
Joey: Yep, that's my audition.
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?