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Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?
Chandler: Oh, is that against the rules?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Joey: Hey Chandler! Yknow that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?
Chandler: You just thought of that in there?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Ross: That was you?
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
(They start to look around seeing that the living room is undamaged.)
Monica: Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Joey: Chandler, is that (Mimes someone using a movie camera and Chandler nods yes.)
Chandler: (on phone) Oh thats great! Good for you.
Chandler: (on phone) Hi! Im back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, well do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)
Chandler: (laughs) Oh thats great, my friend Joeys in the movie business.
Dana: Apparently Howies editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Yknow I-I-I havent spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!
Chandler: Yeah, Ive always hated that Howie.
Joey: This right here is where I keep the pizza. (He points to the chair.) And uh thats where the napkin is. (Points to the floor next to the chair.)
Phoebe: Whats that smell?
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.
Monica: Joey that is so sweet.
Chandler: No, that was Dana Caplin.
Chandler: Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!
Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I dont feel that way about you.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, thats notNo-no-no!
Phoebe: Oh thats all right. Im still full from your homemade potato chips.
Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?
Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.
Rachel: Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Joey: Thats right, all the ladies want to stay at Joeys.
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
ROSS: Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Mr. Douglas: Thats unbelievable.
Chandler: Oh, tell her good luck with that.
Monica: No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kiss
Joey: Thats crazy.
Ross: See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.
Joey: Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
Ross: Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
(They get into a wrestling match, that ends with Ross making Rachel paint her forehead with the nail polish. They both end up lying next to each other, stop, and look at each other for a moment.)
Chandler: Wow thats actually pretty cool.
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Chandler: (Points to one) Thats one?
Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Ross: That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.
Phoebe: Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross. (Thinks) Or-or Rachel!
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
Joey: I think I know that girl.
Phoebe: (to Vince) Well, that couldve been really awkward.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Rachel: Thats not true! (Starts to cry.)
JOEY: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minites.
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Rachel: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Rachel: I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
Rachel: Come on, this isnt funny. She thinks its my fault that you havent called her. You have to call her!
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Phoebe: Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Joey: Oh-ooh, thats the turn-on.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
Joey: I-I wasnt in that.
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe thats our baby.
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Ross: Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
JOEY: Take it easy. If it means that much to you, I'll uh, I'll go find something else.
Chandler: We cant do that thats insane. I mean A he could wake up and B yknow, lets go for it.
Tim: If that helps you.
Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Ross: (To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that.
Rachel: Yeah! That would be great!
Ross: (to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
Chandler: It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Phoebe: God, that is the nicest kitchen.
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!
Phoebe: Oh! What is that? What is that?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Joey: (sipping red wine from a glass) Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!