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Rachel: (Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!
Phoebe: Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
Ross: What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?
(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)
Joey: What about Game 1 of the Series?
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
Chandler: But we dont know the neighbors.
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
PHOEBE: Ok, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Monica: Yknow, the possible side affects.
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
[Scene: The Buildings Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. Theyre looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, thats realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
The Cute Guy: (To Monica) Hi!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.]
The Museum Official: (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
[Scene, The Park, Rachel is running and Phoebe is hiding behind a tree.]
Chandler: I would but mine doesnt fit. The pants are a little tight.
Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)
[Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping through the pages, only to find that they are sticky. So one page is overlapping another, making two recipes look like one.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Joey: (confused) Are we watchin the tape or not?!
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Judge: Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
(Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.)
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
[Cut to the presenter.]
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Ross: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
Phoebe: Okay, lesson one: chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note: For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)
(The guys start laughing harder.)
Joey: Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.
(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Rachel: (looking at the award) No! Joey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode.]
Joey: Oh uh, one of the writers.
[Scene: Joey's audition, the director has returned and wants to see the combination.]
Monica: (again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
(The enter.)
Chandler: Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Ross: All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.
Chandler: I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Phoebe: The next, next?
The Director: But youre supposed to work on Monday.
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna put this (her suitcase) in the car.
Joey: Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
Phoebe: Whats the matter?
C.H.E.E.S.E.: The shipment never made it through Omaha?
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Joey: They sent me todays script! They never send the script!
The Salesman: Okay, I-I get the picture. Uh, thanks, for your time. (Starts to leave)
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Phoebe: Yknow, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies
Fireman #1: Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.
Monica: Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible. (looks at Chandler) That's right, I know some stuff!
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Phoebe: They live on the upper east side on Park Avenue!
The Casting Director: Hi-hi Joey.
The Casting Director: An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
The Casting Director: Okay.
(The casting director shakes her head.)
CHANDLER: No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Which-which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or thats bitter?
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
(The dry cleaner finishes with the customer in front of Joey and they approach the counter.)
Phoebe: Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
Kristen: You look strong, why dont I take that and you grab one of the boxes.
Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Rachel: Yeah, sure. (To Monica) All right, whose court is the ball in now?
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.