words in movies
Joey: Well, theres really only one thing you can do.
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Ross: Besides, theres a big age difference.
[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Phoebe: Umm, I think theres something you should maybe know.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
[Scene: Chandlers gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]
JOEY: It was unbelievable! I walked in there and she was all over me.
Joey: Eh! There you go.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Rachel: Is he okay in there?
Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
(Theres a loud knocking.)
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there.]
Phoebe: Oh, there they are!
Monica: We left Joey alone with the food! (Walks towards the window and looks out) Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]
Joey: Why wouldnt ya? Erin is great! Then-then theres you guys.
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
Ross: Theres other stuff too.
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Phoebe: (pointing to the globe) See there it is right there.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day, Phoebe is there.]
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]
Phoebe: Theres sooo much you dont know.
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.]
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
Ross: All right, there you go!
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
ROSS: You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...
Joey: Yeah, you did some real good thinkin in there.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesnt show up by then, then just come on home.
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Well, Im there too!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Joey: And there it is.
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: So how's it going there in Financial Services?
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Monica: There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: All rightoh! Listen, I know this is your party, but Id really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.