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{Transcribers Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, thats why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Ross: And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebes cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
[Scene: A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her.]
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Joey: All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.
Joey: Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, theres pulp in that. (Hands it back.)
Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Carol: Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so
[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong.
Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)
Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want to disappoint you.
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
(She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
Ross: Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.]
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Monica: There was just one woman, wasnt there?
Chandler: No, there were two.
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like . its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
(There is a knock on the door, Phoebe answers it, its Mr. Heckles)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are there. Phoebe's cell phone rings.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting there and Monica walks in.]
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Cop: Oh, I know a guy in homicide up there.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Mrs. Bing: There y'go. Ross?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
Monica: Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Some time later that day. The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter.]
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
(There is a loud thud at the door.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
Ross: Ooh! Theres no way to do this without her? Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Joey is working.]
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Chandler: It is starting to get dark out there.
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Rachel: Theres not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasnt a chair.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl.)
Ross: All right, lets not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
CHANDLER: Alright, hang on a second there Custer.
Joey: All right, lets get me back up there! (Holds out his picture.)
(Theres a pause as Ross gets suddenly flirtatious.)
ROSS: Well, there goes my whole belief system.
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
[Scene: Central Perk, all are there except Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler comes running in. Everyone else is already there.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing.]
Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Joey: There’s a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didn’t even be put up for it! She’d better have a good reason.
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
(Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it.)
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Ross: No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there.]
Robin: No-no, its ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there anyOh, theres the cream.
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
Joey: Its still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.]
Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!
Paul: Isn't there?
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?
Chandler: Oh, come on, theres a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)
Chandler: Could there be more Kims?
MONICA: This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mits to their hands.
Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.