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Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
Chandler: Oh, come on! Its not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually Im pretty much just in there by myself.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
Monica: Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]
Chandler: Could there be more Kims?
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Monica: Y'know, just be there for her.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?
Ross: Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
Monica: I'll be right there!
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Chandler: Well, I, I should go in there.
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place to
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
[Scene: A Brown Bird meeting, Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest.]
MONICA: Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.]
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Everyone is there.]
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Mr. Geller: Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit!
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Rachel: There you go!
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Chandler: Well, it's official there are no good movies.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Ross: Well, Ben would be there.
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Rachel: Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little
Joey: (opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Joey: Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
Chandler: Whoa, snowing out there?
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
Joey: (Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else?
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Ross: Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
[Scene: Joe-G's Pizza, the guys are there.]
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Chandler: (examining the cake) Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh Theres more crust on this side. Yknow? So, maybe if I measured
(There are three short whistle blasts from the bathroom.)
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)