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Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Ross: (taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Ross: (Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right there. (Puts the phone down)
Joey: Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Rachel: Wow. There it is, I see it.
Ross: Theres the one!
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Rachel: There I am.
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
Chandler: Why is there jelly on your shoe?
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Ross are there.]
Phoebe: Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Chandler: Theres no question.
Ross: Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is there. Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout. There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen.]
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Joey: I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres uh, somethin about her.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
PHOEBE: Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Phoebe: Wow! Oh well, I will be there!
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
RACHEL: [on phone] Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. [hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket]
Chandler: Yeah, yeah right over there.
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]
Phoebe: Oh good! (And theres general excitement.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]
Joey: All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.
Chandler: And thats the Chrysler Building right there.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Monica: Is there a problem?
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Ross: I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there! (Chandler goes over and sits at a table and puts his head down).
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
Phoebe: Is there anything we can do for you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Phoebe: Oh, there you are Ben!
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?
Ross: The card! I think were there!
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
(Chandler throws the cue ball under there table.)
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.]
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
(Theres applause as Helena turns around and its Kathleen Turner.)
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Phoebe: (To him) Oh, well hello there.
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope thats cool.
Joey: (gets up) All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have.
Rachel: (stunned) And theres marketing
(There is no credits scene, just a preview of the next couple of episodes.)
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Rachel: No! There is.. there is noone else!
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
The Fireman: Theres a reset button under the plastic cover.
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Waitress: Theres a side of steamed vegetables.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Oh, I gotta go back in there.
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Chandler: There has got to be a way!
Monica: Oh yeah right there!
[Scene Joey and Janines new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Phoebe: You want it there? You take it there baby!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.]