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ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
ROSS: There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica)
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
PHOEBE: But, but this is my gig. This is where I play. My, my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk.
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
CHANDLER: Oh, sure, they love us over there.
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
RACHEL: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat".
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
PHOEBE: Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing.]
Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Joey: There’s a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didn’t even be put up for it! She’d better have a good reason.
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
(Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it.)
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Ross: No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there.]
Robin: No-no, its ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there anyOh, theres the cream.
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
Joey: Its still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.]
Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!
Paul: Isn't there?
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?
Chandler: Oh, come on, theres a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)
Chandler: Could there be more Kims?
MONICA: This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mits to their hands.
Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Phoebe: There it is!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there.]
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Rachel: Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.
Ross: Okay is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
Phoebe: There he is! There he is!
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, hes snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over.]
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
Chandler: What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
(Basically Chandlers face looks like hes not all there and is staring off into the distance )
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
Chandler: There you go.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Phoebe: Ok, you weren't there.
Chandler: Trust me, you dont want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Rachel: That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Chandler: There you go!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
FBOB: There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.