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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
Rachel: Is he okay in there?
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(Theres a loud knocking.)
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Ross: Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.
Joey: All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesnt mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise youre just an idiot in a box!
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
Joey: Yeah, you did some real good thinkin in there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
Phoebe: Oh, there they are!
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing.]
Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Joey: There’s a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didn’t even be put up for it! She’d better have a good reason.
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
(Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it.)
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Ross: No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there.]
Robin: No-no, its ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there anyOh, theres the cream.
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
Joey: Its still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.]
Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!
Paul: Isn't there?
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?
Chandler: Oh, come on, theres a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)
Chandler: Could there be more Kims?
MONICA: This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mits to their hands.
Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Phoebe: There it is!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there.]
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Rachel: Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.
Ross: Okay is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
Phoebe: There he is! There he is!
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, hes snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over.]
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
Chandler: What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
(Basically Chandlers face looks like hes not all there and is staring off into the distance )
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
Chandler: There you go.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Phoebe: Ok, you weren't there.
Chandler: Trust me, you dont want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Rachel: That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Chandler: There you go!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
FBOB: There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there.]