words in movies
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Parker: What are they like? Ive never had one.
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Rachel: Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
(They sit back)
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
(They go off to their bedrooms)
Ross: Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.
(They go to hug but Ross' umbrella opens. He sits, defeated again.)
Janine: Well they said I should bring someone. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my dance partner?
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Chandler: (almost crying) I wouldn't know, I didn't make it! (they hug)
Rachel: Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss)
Chandler: (starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Monica: Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. Chandler, come with me. (they walk off, Ross looks down to Chappy, who he's holding and he gets a whiff of the dog's smell. He is clearly disgusted by it.)
(They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Rachel: They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?
Ross: (seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didnt tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?
Ross: Yeah! Theyre putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channels gonna film it!
Joey: I knew that! (They all look at him) I sooo didnt know that, but you should see your faces.
Joey: (speaking with his mouth full, enjoying his sandwich) What did they say?
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
MONICA: MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.
Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, "Boss Man Bing".
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
Rachel: Nice to meet you. (They shake hands.)
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Phoebe: Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)
Phoebe: Thanks! Okay. (They sit down.)
Phoebe: Hey, maybe they meant to write, Quiet, bitch.
Monica: Okay! (She takes her present for him and they move over to sit on the couch.)
Rachel: Yeah, they were very y'know wrestley. But, I guess that's normal?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's future house. They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey.]
(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing theyre arms to shake each others hand, and Ross says )
Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Rachel: Yknow, bonus night. Yknow, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night.
Monica: Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)
(They look at each other and smile for a while.)
(They all cheer and Rachel, Ross and Phoebe join in for a group hug. Joey also joins, but he stands back a bit, because he is all sticky of the food on him)
Ross: Hmm. (They head off to the gift shop.)
Monica: (pleasantly surprised) Ping pong? (to Chandler) Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Joey and Chandler: Shut-out!! (They both start heading for their rooms.)
Monica: Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you! (they hug)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey, really. (She gives the sofabed a tiny push and it folds away)
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Ross: now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!
Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)
Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!
Rachel: So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
(They run for Phoebe's purse, Phoebe gets there first and takes the cell. Monica tries to take it away from her)
Chandler: Yeah, why not. (They shake hands) So I told her.
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
(They go over to the counter and Chandler moves closer to Phoebe.)
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Ready? (They grab a hold of each other's necks.) Wrestle! (They start wrestling.)
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
Monica: Yeah, apparently, theyre pretty good seats.
Joey and Chandler: We already knew that! (they hug)
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
(Sergei insults Mischa, and they get into a huge fight, in Russian.)
All: Wow!! (they all recoil in shock and horror)
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
(They all cheer and hug again, but Joey's eating the food off his shirt)
Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]
Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy.
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
The Interviewer: So, thats it. I guess thats all I need. Thank you so much. I think they will be running this in the beginning of next month.
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
(They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.)
Ross: At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.
Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Chandler: (thinking it over) Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape. (They both run into the bedroom.)
Monica: (gasps) Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!