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Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"
[Time lapse: Phoebe in front of restaurant again]
Ross: C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!
Ross: Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.
[Time Lapse]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Big time!
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]
[Time Lapse.]
[Time Lapse.]
Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
Joey: Oh, wow! I'm so sorry, ok? I promise, we'll do better next time!
Chandler: (sliding up behind her) No. No, I wont. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didnt want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
RYAN: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face.
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Monica: Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?
Mr. Geller: 'Cause there's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together. You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. How 'bout we do that?
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
[Time lapse, Phoebe is playing the guitar for Joey.]
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Ross: It was my first time.
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Chandler: Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
CHAN: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time.
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Joey: Well, this-this-this was great. Didnt everybody have a great time?
Ross: Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse. Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books.]
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that "Woo-hoo" thing.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.]
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Ross: No, not this time. (he folds) So... what'd you have?
Emily: I dont think you understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Ross: Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
CHANDLER: [stares in disbeliefe] Yeah o-, OK, alright. [oven timer goes off] Doesn't matter, time for Baywatch.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. (Starts to make up for lost time and takes a big swig of his drink.)
Janine: Joey, you dont have to count down every time we kiss.
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Yknow? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.]
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienists blouse.
(Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear him. Ross and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to see Chandler staring at them.)
Ross: Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time.
Ross: One more time, "Hey, dont you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?"
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Ross: You take your time.
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
[Time Lapse, the interrupted song is finishing.]
Ross: Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.
(Time lapse.)
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Phoebe: All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!
(Time lapse.)
(Time lapse.)
[Scene: Riff's, Phoebe is entering. Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when...]
Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Rachel: Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time.
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
Monica: (faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey said) Mmmm! Its good!
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time!
MIKE: Wha . . .?� Go back?� To the "land where time stands still"?
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.