words in movies
Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.
Ross: Look I told you
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Rachel: Okay, see? I told you!
ROSS: Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
Rachel: Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Chandler: Why havent you told them?!
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Joey: I told ya.
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
MONICA: What have I not told you?
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.
Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.
(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told Bob about.)
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Pretty good! I told her.
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Chandler: Well Monica just told me that they dont.
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But lookI've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh?
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Joey: One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Phoebe: Now, have you told anyone else?
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Chandler: Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?