words in movies
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
RACH: Chandler told me.
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
JOEY: She told us.
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
ROSS: But you already told me everything.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
Chandler: (To Monica) I told you I should not wear this color. (Hes wearing a reddish-orange sweater.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.
Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to.
Joey: Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}
Ross: Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
Rachel: But I told you, I didnt have the time!
Phoebe: Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Rachel: Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
MONICA: Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Monica: Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Rachel: Okay, see? I told you!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
Chandler: Why havent you told them?!
ROSS: Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Rachel: Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...
Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
MONICA: What have I not told you?
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Joey: I told ya.
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.
Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told Bob about.)
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.