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Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to.
Joey: Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
Ross: Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.
Rachel: But I told you, I didnt have the time!
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Phoebe: Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
MONICA: Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Rachel: Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Rachel: Okay, see? I told you!
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
ROSS: Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
Rachel: Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
Chandler: Why havent you told them?!
Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)
Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
MONICA: What have I not told you?
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Joey: I told ya.
Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
(Angela is eating chicken wings and making the weasel-like noise Joey had told Bob about.)
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Chandler: Pretty good! I told her.
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
Ross: Look I told you