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Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Chandler: (to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Monica: She will be after tonight.
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
MONICA: What's tonight?
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Ross: (barely containing himself at this point) Well, you have fun tonight.
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
Chandler: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Rachel: Are you seein her again tonight?
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Waiter: Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight
Monica: Oh. Big family dinner tonight?
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.
Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
ROSS: You look pretty tonight.
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Fat Monica: Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]