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Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?
Rachel: Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?
Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Fat Monica: Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Phoebe: So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Ross: Wow! I could've died tonight.
Ross: I'm gonna pay for that tonight.
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Phoebe: I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Monica: Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
JOEY: Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. What'dya thinks gonna happen here tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Joey: 'Tonight' tonight?
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Going to the hospital tonight?
Chandler: What was tonight?
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Phoebe: (to Bonnie) Well I hope you have fun tonight.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Monica: Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Chandler: Right on! Oh! Uh, but, dont take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Kristen: Oh I, I have plans tonight.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Mischa: (to Phoebe) Sergei, would like to apologise for my behaviour tonight.
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: What?! Tonight?!
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?
Phoebe: Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
MONICA: [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight?
Ross: Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Ross: (grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Phoebe: Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.
Chandler: Youre right, and Im sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I wont say another word tonight.
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Phoebe: You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Joey: Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.