words in movies
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.
Phoebe: Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Ross: Eh, cause I knew that if I told you, youd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Melissa: Well, weve been flirting back and forth, but I was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.
Mischa: (to Phoebe, very quickly) Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun. (to Monica) So you're a chef?
Mike: I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.
Joey: Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
Ross: Tonight.
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Chandler: (to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
Monica: (interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
Monica: She will be after tonight.
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
MONICA: What's tonight?
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
Chandler: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
Ross: (barely containing himself at this point) Well, you have fun tonight.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
Rachel: Are you seein her again tonight?
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?