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(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Ursula: Right... Oh, I got something for you, too.
Phoebe: Yeah, you too.
Ross: (while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! Its okay. (Rachel stops.) Its okay. Hey, its too weird for you, I wont see her again.
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Rachel: Ohhh, yeah, me too.
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Chandler: No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.
Roger: You too, sir.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Janice:Too London? No-no, Rome? Vienna? Ooh-ooh, Barcelona?
Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Chandler: And (he imitates the buzzer) to you too, Helen.
Chandler: Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. (Smells it.) Yep.
Frank Jr.: Good to see you, too.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Mrs. Bing: Dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Ross: No-no! Ill-Ill (He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.)
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Phoebe: Me too. Rachel.
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Phoebe: Ah-ha! Too cocky!
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Monica: Me too.
Joey: I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.
Chandler: So in your whole life, you've only been with one(He gets a look too)oh.
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Rachel: Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too..
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Joey: Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!
Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.
Joey: Nope, got it and I got yours (Pointing to Jack) too.
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go way too fast. Ok? Just go back to the MET, ok?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Monica: I know, but you have to open it today! (Hands it too him.)
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
JOEY: Me too.
Phoebe: (gasps) Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
Monica: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Ross: (picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)
(Steve makes a face as if his mouth is too dry.)
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
PHOEBE: That's too much. Sorry.
Chandler: Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)
Ross: Theres other stuff too.
Monica: Waaay too special.
Joey: Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.
Ross: And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Joey: Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.
Ross: It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.
Chandler: Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, hell be there. And hell bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that youre really hot.
Phoebe: Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!
RACH: Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
FBOB: You too.
PHOEBE: Yeah, me, too, technically.
GIRL 2: You guys live around here too?
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
MONICA: You too.
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
PHOEBE: Me too. [leaves]
Chandler: That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
RACHEL: Really? Mine too.
PHOEBE: Hey cool, mine too.
Monica: "Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!"
Carol: Whats too much fun?
MONICA: Wow. Oh wow. You know I love you too, right.
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
RACHEL: Well I love you too.
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Monica: Oh thats too bad. Its true, but too bad.
Dream Joey: Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Phoebe: Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?
Rachel: Honey, what are you doing? Thats too heavy.
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.