words in movies
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Ross: Uh, hello!
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Joshua: Thanks. (He starts to leave) Maybe Ill see in the spring, with the uh, yknow, for the uh, bathing suits.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
Monica: Uh, Ross.
MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
CHANDLER: Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. Bring your nerves of steel.
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Rachel: Uh, Joey..
Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Dr. Baldhara: Uh, how is he at handling small objects?
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
Joey: Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.
Rachel: Yeah its umm Yeah its uh It-its yknowIts nothing.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Ross: So, uh, how's she doing?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Tim: Uh. (He holds up a brown lunch bag.)
Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Dr. Baldhara: Does he, uh, fight with other animals?
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Joey: Uh, four.
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Joey: All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
David: Uh, ow.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
Coma Guy: Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Ross: Um... uh.... vulva.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Ross: Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Joey: Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.
Ross: All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?