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ROSS: Well uh, it's cause he had a thing with, wi-, with the thing.
JOEY: Yeah. Uh, oh, OH, the best part, c'mon. [leads them to the bathroom, gestures towards toilet, everyone stares, uncomprehending] Heh?
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
PRODUCER: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
ROSS: Wait hold on Tony, hold on. [answers second line] Hello. Hi, yeah no, she's right here. Um hold on. [gets first line] Hi Tony, can I call you back? That's uh, that's my sister's boyfriend.
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
EDDIE: At the uh, supermarket, in the uh, ethnic food section. I helped him pick out a chorizo.
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
JOEY: Well I uh, got what I came for. [puts on moose hat] I'll uh, I'll see you guys.
ROSS: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
CHANDLER: Oh it's uh, over there on the table.
JOEY: No I just uh, thought you liked your eggs with the bread with the hole in the middle, a-la me.
CHANDLER: Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.
ROSS: Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
Monica: Uh, Ross.
MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
CHANDLER: Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. Bring your nerves of steel.
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Rachel: Uh, Joey..
Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Dr. Baldhara: Uh, how is he at handling small objects?
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
Joey: Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.
Rachel: Yeah its umm Yeah its uh It-its yknowIts nothing.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Ross: So, uh, how's she doing?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Tim: Uh. (He holds up a brown lunch bag.)
Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
Dr. Baldhara: Does he, uh, fight with other animals?
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Joey: All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!
Joey: Uh, four.
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
David: Uh, ow.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Ross: Um... uh.... vulva.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.