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Caitlin: It's uh, 27 dollars even.
Joey: Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so
Caitlin: One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Caitlin: It's uh, $12.50.
Ross: Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?
Ross: (to Caitlin) Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has?
Rachel: No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.
Rachel: I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Joey: Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.
ROSS: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?
Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
MONICA: Uh, hello.
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
RUSS: Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
Rachel: Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
MNCA: Well, uh, I ate some.
Chandler: Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Monica: (entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he still in love with her?
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
JOEY: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
Joey: Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler's room.
RACHEL: Ok, I will have the uh, (whispers) side salad.
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
EDDIE: Uh, yes.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Kristen: I I uh, actually just moved from four blocks over.
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Ross: Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Chandler: So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
ROSS: Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
ROSS: Uh, sweetie we've gotta go.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
Joey: I really made you think about that thing uh?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.
INTERVIEWER: Are they, uh, firm?
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...
Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
Ross: Well I checked in the uh, lost and found, I talked to the manager, no-ones turned them.
Ross: Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. (He starts backing out of the store.)
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Rachel: No, no, no, now wait, wa, wa, waa-it a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That actually, uh, that sounds interesting.
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
RACHEL: Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Ross: Uh, yeah, yeah I'll, I'm right behind you.
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.
Joey: I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.
CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
Joey: Okay. Sorry about that (Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?
Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Joey: Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.