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Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
Rachel: Umm, well lets see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
Ross: Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Phoebe: Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Chandler: Uh, the book?
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Monica: Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...
Chandler: Oh uh, when?
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Ross: Uh, no, its-its just this person.
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Joey: Okay, uh sit down. (they do) Um theres this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh it cant happen.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
ROSS: Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.
ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Chandler: (suppressing a smile) What I do do is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.
Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drakes voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.
Joey: That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.
GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. [gets a box with the pictures] This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.
Ross: Uh, actually I think she went to the salon.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here?
Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
ROSS: No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.
Ross: I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- (Not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave)
Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Ross: Uh, hello!
Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
Rachel: Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school
Ross: I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
Chandler: No. No, see when I first meet somebody its uh its mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.
Joey: Uh, (counts the money) wow, 700.
MNCA: Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know... but, uh, I'm kind of worried about you.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
JOEY: Hey Rach, you uh, you want some sandwich?
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Ross: Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
ROSS: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Joey: Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! (Grabs Ross around the shoulders.) He brought Twizlers!
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
CHANDLER: I will have the uh, Cajun catfish.
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?
Rachel: Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Chandler: Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.
Joey: Right. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.
Ross: It's, uh... it's endearing, really.
Joey: Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.