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Monica: Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.
Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.
Joey: Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming.
Bob: I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but I just found out its not gonna happen. Apparently somebody thinks Im not eleventh floor material. Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler?
Ross: Why no, its the opposite of weird. Its-its uh, regular. Its-its uh, its mundane. Its actually uh, a little dull.
Joey: Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?
Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, its only because I think youre so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because Iyoure the most talented chef Ive ever worked for. Anyway (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Ross: Oh thats right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?
Ross: Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
Ross: Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)
Rachel: Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Joey: Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
Ross: Uh.
Joey: Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request: Can you bring everything as soon as it�s ready? Appetizers, entrees, we don�t care.
Chandler: Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Joey: Oh God. Uh, okay, heres the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is...
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
Joey: Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.
RACHEL: What happened to uh, MEG.?
Joey: Uh.
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
ROSS: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone.
Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
CHANDLER: Yes because uh, you look so young.
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
JOEY: Yeah. Uh, oh, OH, the best part, c'mon. [leads them to the bathroom, gestures towards toilet, everyone stares, uncomprehending] Heh?
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ronni: Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
Ross: (looking at ticket) Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh
Rachel: Uh, we are here to break up with you.
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
JOEY: Yeah. And uh, I paid for the other half.
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
Chandler: Okay uh, heres the electric bill. (Hands it to him.)
Jester: Uh, may I help you?
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
Joey: I uh, oh! Because, uh, I havent really paid the bill
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Joey: (interrupting him) Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?
Monica: Hey Maureen! (They hug.) Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin Maureen.
Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.
JOEY: Well I uh, got what I came for. [puts on moose hat] I'll uh, I'll see you guys.
Monica: No! No. Theyre umm Theyre just uh ground beef smileys. (Holding up one of the shells.)
Phoebe: (points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
Joey: Uh, 10:30.
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Sergei: Uh, (picks up a plate) plate?
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone.
Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Phoebe: So uh, now look at the picture
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Monica: Uh, yeah.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.
Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.
ROSS: Excuse me, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Joey: Oh uh, can I give you a hand?
EDDIE: At the uh, supermarket, in the uh, ethnic food section. I helped him pick out a chorizo.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
MONICA: Okay, so, uh, we're in France, we're making the toast. Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?
Joey: Thats a uh, thats a tough combination.
Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Sophie: Uh, uh, uh, I am here.
Phoebe: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Ross: Like uh yknow like this! This! (He picks up one of those art projects that kids make in kindergarten and first grade.) She-she couldve made this!
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Rachel: I didnt uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Rachel: (Brings Marcel a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.