words in movies
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
ROSS: Wha, uhh, what?
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
RACH: Uhh.... waitressing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Ross: Uhh No.
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Guy: Uhh .
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.