words in movies
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
CHANDLER: That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
Phoebe: I just feel so, uhh.....
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Joey: Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Chandler: Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.)
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Joey: Really?! Uhh, what color is it?
RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called 'Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel'.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Joey: Uhh, just a minute officer!!
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
ROSS: Wha, uhh, what?
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
RACH: Uhh.... waitressing?
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Ross: Uhh No.
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Chandler: Uhh, no.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Guy: Uhh .
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.