words in movies
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
ROSS: Wha, uhh, what?
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
RACH: Uhh.... waitressing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
Ross: Uhh No.
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Joey: Uhh, 11!
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Guy: Uhh .
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.