words in movies
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
ROSS: Wha, uhh, what?
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
RACH: Uhh.... waitressing?
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Ross: Uhh No.
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
Joey: Uhh, 11!
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Guy: Uhh .
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.