words in movies
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Joey: Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Chandler: Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.)
Joey: Really?! Uhh, what color is it?
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?
RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called 'Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel'.
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Joey: Uhh, just a minute officer!!
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
ROSS: Wha, uhh, what?
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
RACH: Uhh.... waitressing?
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Ross: Uhh No.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Chandler: Uhh, no.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Guy: Uhh .
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?