words in movies
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
ROSS: Wha, uhh, what?
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Chandler: Uhh, no.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Joey: Uhh .
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Guy: Uhh .
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.
CHANDLER: That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
Joey: I don't know uhh (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Ross: Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Phoebe: Im, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine.
Rachel: Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
Ross: Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place.
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh I I think Im falling in love with you.
MONICA: [looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh...
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
Monica: Uhh, not much. Uh, work's good.
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
PHOEBE: Uhh, I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard. I just wanna grab all these houses and rub 'em all over my body. [Grabs a handful of the houses.]
RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.
Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)