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Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Chandler: Uhh, no.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Joey: Uhh .
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Guy: Uhh .
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)
Joey: Uhh, 11!
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
CHANDLER: That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.
Joey: I don't know uhh (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Ross: Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Im, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine.
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Rachel: Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.