words in movies
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
ROSS: Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
JOEY: You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karen'll pack a lunch, you'll bring the kids, we'll make a day of it.
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
BIG BULLY: This couch belongs to us.
Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Joey: Yeah, all of us! All day!
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: We are! Help us!
Joey: RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Chandler: All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with.
CHANDLER: Oh, sure, they love us over there.
RACHEL: Ross, there is no us, OK.
Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
CAROL: Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room, or?
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Mr. Thompson: Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
Doug: Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us?
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Ray: And this is Duncan (points to the cameraman) and Erin, theyre gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, lets get the camera rolling.
Phoebe: All right, the seven of us miss you.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Rachel: So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.
Rachel: No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
Joey: How come you have two? Chandler: Well this one's for you. Joey: Get out. Chandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about you and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds. Joey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies. Chandler: That's what they'll call us. [The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.]
Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
JOEY: Uh, Pheebs, how long do you think this lady'll be with us?
PHOEBE: Actually, it makes us feel that big.
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Joey: Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine.
Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?