words in movies
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Hold Voice: Please, stay on the line. Your call is important to us.
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. Youre call is very important to us.
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Joey: Tell us!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Angela: What four of us?
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
CHANDLER: Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15.
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
ROSS: Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
JOEY: You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karen'll pack a lunch, you'll bring the kids, we'll make a day of it.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
BIG BULLY: This couch belongs to us.
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
Joey: Yeah, all of us! All day!
Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Joey: RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!
Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.
Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Monica: We are! Help us!