words in movies
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
JOEY: She told us.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
JOEY: Uh, Pheebs, how long do you think this lady'll be with us?
PHOEBE: Actually, it makes us feel that big.
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Joey: Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine.
Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Chandler: (looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Ross: Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Ross: You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?
Phoebe: (To Ross) Hes holding us back.
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Ross: I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
The Dry Cleaner: Thats right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Mr. Tribbiani: You're gonna keep an eye on us?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.
Monica: There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Ross: So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Phoebe: Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Ross: Okay. (to Rachel) Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
Ross: Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.
Monica: Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Ross: Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Joey: Thats us.
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Joey: Its between us and the sea, Ross!
Monica: Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Monica: Phoebe, stop writing about us!
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
Chandler: (To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
Chandler: (to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.